the first of firsts
Lord did I have a night like last nights. Let me list them down and then explain them later.
- Kicked out two men at outback
- Drank two bottles of Smirnoff
- Watch a drag show
- Rode a four wheeler
all this in one fucking night
crazy shit right there.
Ok one of my best friends came back on friday from college for a visit. So ya know, we are gonna hang out and eat out blahblah. She picked Outback (ew duno why) and we got our food all situated, our waiter was awesome, and the convo started. Here comes this guy. I know this guy because he comes into the place I work, which is a Credit Union (non profit bank) and booms (and flaunts) how much money he wants taken out. Flirting with all the female tellers..basicly being an asshole. Well he walks by and my friends are like, "OMG he's sooo hot." I am like...once you know how he acts he is the most ugliest person ever, and an ass. But you know females and hot men, they just keep on saying how hot he was and how he was staring. I guess he found out and walked to our table saying, "Heyy-y-y ladies, How are you doing? I own this outback so if you need anything just holler, I'll be at that table over there."
I am sitting there digging in my cup with the straw, almost breaking the damn thing.
LIAR. You are a used car sales man, LIAR.
Once he left, I said girls, he doesn't own outback. He is a used car salesman--
then our waiter comes.
"Was that guy bothering you? I hate him. He just comes in here starting stuff, acting like he owns the place, but he doesn't." He goes off telling the manager.
I yelled, "I KNEW IT! I was fucking RIGHT!!!!!!"
Then Mr. used carsalesman comes to say he's sorry but my friend Jen, interrupts him and goes..ey ey ey...um, you said you owned outback, but you don't even work here. The manager said you were a no-body. Nada.
"Well..she is just mad because I threw $300 in her face and didn't take it."
But that doesn't mean you own the place.
"I bought outback stock.."
I am just starting business classes and I know you can't just "buy stock" to own the company. You do "own" the company but to literally OWN the company you need to own 51% OF ALL STOCK.
So I am sitting here...you fucking ignorant loser!
My friends goes bluntly..
We're trying to eat, you're an ass, go away.
God, it felt good to be right!
Then his friend had the audacity to sit at our table, "so what happened."
Do we know you..
"no."
Do you work here..
"no."
Then fucking leave the table!
"sorry to bother you..I ah..
GO AWAY!
LMAO LORRDDD!!
Then this whole escaped starts. The manager, which was a sweety, went over then and told them off. She got them kicked out.
Man that was hilarious...mm.
Here I go saying..I told you he was an ass. I told you. I was right..didn't listen to me. Nope. No one listens to keisha. Didn't I tell you. Yup..I was right..ah huh!
LOL. OOOOOOOeee. I saw and smelled shit when it walked right on by.
After outback we went to my friend's Julie's house for some alcohol. Us 18, 19, and 20 yr olds can't drink. I drank one and helped finished a half of a smirnoff twisted Green Apple and lemme tell you. Those things are like sprite!!! Wasn't even dizzy..pssht.
HA.
Then with our loose selves, Julie gave us rides on her 4Wheeler in her big ass backyard. FUN!
I think that was the best part of the night. The ride. God that was fun!
After that we went downtown to go to a drag show.
UGH. Not that I am against gay people but man that gave me a bad aftertaste in my mouth.
Something about a guy's new breast implants..and him shaking them around..
I wanted to see real men..shaking their pecks..thrusting their hips..mmm
thats next weekend..as promised by Julie.
Having a 21 yr old friend rocks ass ya know.
anyway. Lets go into books.
Im on a brank spanking new one from Sabrina. So far so good. I am about to email Sabrina and congratulate her on a one happy fan. Because she is pneominal. I LOVVVE her.
He books are awesome. Something about dangerous men, literally. Knowledgable females, hot sex scenes, real dilemas...ack. GREAT GREAT GREAT!!!
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- Kicked out two men at outback
- Drank two bottles of Smirnoff
- Watch a drag show
- Rode a four wheeler
all this in one fucking night
crazy shit right there.
Ok one of my best friends came back on friday from college for a visit. So ya know, we are gonna hang out and eat out blahblah. She picked Outback (ew duno why) and we got our food all situated, our waiter was awesome, and the convo started. Here comes this guy. I know this guy because he comes into the place I work, which is a Credit Union (non profit bank) and booms (and flaunts) how much money he wants taken out. Flirting with all the female tellers..basicly being an asshole. Well he walks by and my friends are like, "OMG he's sooo hot." I am like...once you know how he acts he is the most ugliest person ever, and an ass. But you know females and hot men, they just keep on saying how hot he was and how he was staring. I guess he found out and walked to our table saying, "Heyy-y-y ladies, How are you doing? I own this outback so if you need anything just holler, I'll be at that table over there."
I am sitting there digging in my cup with the straw, almost breaking the damn thing.
LIAR. You are a used car sales man, LIAR.
Once he left, I said girls, he doesn't own outback. He is a used car salesman--
then our waiter comes.
"Was that guy bothering you? I hate him. He just comes in here starting stuff, acting like he owns the place, but he doesn't." He goes off telling the manager.
I yelled, "I KNEW IT! I was fucking RIGHT!!!!!!"
Then Mr. used carsalesman comes to say he's sorry but my friend Jen, interrupts him and goes..ey ey ey...um, you said you owned outback, but you don't even work here. The manager said you were a no-body. Nada.
"Well..she is just mad because I threw $300 in her face and didn't take it."
But that doesn't mean you own the place.
"I bought outback stock.."
I am just starting business classes and I know you can't just "buy stock" to own the company. You do "own" the company but to literally OWN the company you need to own 51% OF ALL STOCK.
So I am sitting here...you fucking ignorant loser!
My friends goes bluntly..
We're trying to eat, you're an ass, go away.
God, it felt good to be right!
Then his friend had the audacity to sit at our table, "so what happened."
Do we know you..
"no."
Do you work here..
"no."
Then fucking leave the table!
"sorry to bother you..I ah..
GO AWAY!
LMAO LORRDDD!!
Then this whole escaped starts. The manager, which was a sweety, went over then and told them off. She got them kicked out.
Man that was hilarious...mm.
Here I go saying..I told you he was an ass. I told you. I was right..didn't listen to me. Nope. No one listens to keisha. Didn't I tell you. Yup..I was right..ah huh!
LOL. OOOOOOOeee. I saw and smelled shit when it walked right on by.
After outback we went to my friend's Julie's house for some alcohol. Us 18, 19, and 20 yr olds can't drink. I drank one and helped finished a half of a smirnoff twisted Green Apple and lemme tell you. Those things are like sprite!!! Wasn't even dizzy..pssht.
HA.
Then with our loose selves, Julie gave us rides on her 4Wheeler in her big ass backyard. FUN!
I think that was the best part of the night. The ride. God that was fun!
After that we went downtown to go to a drag show.
UGH. Not that I am against gay people but man that gave me a bad aftertaste in my mouth.
Something about a guy's new breast implants..and him shaking them around..
I wanted to see real men..shaking their pecks..thrusting their hips..mmm
thats next weekend..as promised by Julie.
Having a 21 yr old friend rocks ass ya know.
anyway. Lets go into books.
Im on a brank spanking new one from Sabrina. So far so good. I am about to email Sabrina and congratulate her on a one happy fan. Because she is pneominal. I LOVVVE her.
He books are awesome. Something about dangerous men, literally. Knowledgable females, hot sex scenes, real dilemas...ack. GREAT GREAT GREAT!!!
If you have still have a non-beta blogger you can't comment. Comment on my talk box.
But seriously switch to beta. It doesn't do anything to your posts our your template.
So go ahead. Then you can comment on my blog..hehe
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