one more & Review
So today during my math class (that is so FREAKING easy) I finished up the Forbidden Lord. *sigh* thank God.
It was such a pain to read. I only have one more book for this series. I went to the book store after school and got that book. I read about five pages.
I already know whats gonna happen.
I will gladly give these books to my library. Not that they deserve shit, they deserve some books. I always go to the library and it cost them a futune to keep it up and in stock with new books, I might as well donate some.
I won't be reading them again, no sir. I am just reading these lame ass books to get Sabrina under my belt.
Don't be discouraged to read Sabrina. Her latest books are awesome. The books in the series I have now are her first books AND they are under Avon. Double wammy.
Her books after the Lord series, are FABULOUS! I encourage ya'll to read them. *especially After the Abduction.* But read the book in series order, better that way.
So. Do ya'll want me to give a review of the Forbidden Lord? The book that is so f'n awful. Yea? "It will make you laugh," huh. Well ok.
Hero: Jordan Willis, Earl of Blackmore. The most notorious rake of all freaking England.
Heroine: Emily Fairchild, rector (preacher) daughter AND under masquerade as Emma Campbell Lady Dundee's wreckless Scottish daughter.
^^ isn't that a doozy. A virgin innocent and a ho-ish acting flirt. HAHAHAHA. Funny that.
Anyway. Jordan and Emily were at this masquerade brought by their families. Emily didn't dance or do anything more than sitting down. She was in mourning for her mother's death so she was dressed in black. Everyone was wearing masks of course, including Emily's cousin Lawrence. Lawrence and Jordan look exactly alike with their masks on, ergo, Emily mistaken Jordan as Lawrence. She rushed Lawrence to bring her home. Jordan thought, "oh great. A lusty widow." rightio! She says something like "don't you think so Lawrence?"
Jordan stares at her and says, "who the bloody hell is Lawrence." He takes off his mask to reveil himself.
Only to realize she made a mistake. They find out, though it took a long ass time for Jordan to take that excuse, and that she wasn't in some type of scheme to get him married to her.
He asks her to take of her mask since he did. She does and of course they make out like a rake and a virgin do.
Once settled they sneak back to the masquerade and never see each other for two months.
The next few days Emily is summoned by her forbidden best friend, Sophie's, father, Lord Nesfield.
Nesfield caught Sophie leaving the house and about to enter a carriage with a guy. She was about to elope with this mysterious guy, who I knew from the very beginning, and Nesfield will not have that.
He's the asshole. He cannot have his daughter anywhere unless it is under his thumb. He was insane. Once you realize all the things he threatened and bitched about, I didn't think it was worth it. LOL.
Having your daughter marry a respectable guy is bad? Again, insane.
So lets backtrack. He called for Emily and demanded, not asked, for her to masquerade as his sister's wicked daughter. "No one will question you, and the bastard that tried to elope with my precious daughter will believe you to be trustworthy enough to confide himself."
Such BULLOCKS. She laughs and basically said silly man, no way. He asks for his sister to leave the room and tells Emily that he will spread a rumor that might get her hanged.
Emily's mom had a terrible illness with much pain. So she was taking laudanum to ease her pain. Well the pain so was so severe that she killed herself with the laudanum. She couldn't take it anymore. When Emily checked up on her (since she is knowledgable with medicine) she found her mom dead. Then Nesfield happened to walk by at that same instance. Why was he near a sick area was beyond me.
So Nesfield threatened to inform the press that Emily killed her mom and she might be hanged. Her father, who is a rector, will be devestated. The love of his life committing the ultamate sin. Oh no. Emily had to do this. For father's sake.
So when Ophelia, Lady Dundee, enters the room again, she is surprised to have Emily agree.
(I love Lady Dundee!! Not her name though.)
So they go to balls and luncheons pretending to be related, until this one ball where she mets up with Jordan.
Sparks fly and he knows. This girl says she is Emma but this is Emily. Of course she denies and of course he seduces her. Of course they kiss and its the same as in the carriage two years ago. Of course she melts in his arms and of course she denies she is Emily. This back and forth "I am not Emily. I am Emma." - "You are not Emma. You are Emily," bullshit goes on forever. Until finally after a passionate kiss she tells him.
He tries and tries for her to reveal the entire truth but she doesn't want him to know. He might go to the authorities and get her killed.
YEA RIGHT.
Or have her masquerade ruined or her leads scared off. Since one of her leads is his best friend, Ian. Jordan promises and promises he will help her. But she refuses yet again.
Later she finds out who the guy is that tried to elope with Sophie is. Its her cousin Lawrence, which I knew from the beginning. It was so damn obvious. She tells her father everything, except the sex with Jordan obviously, only to realize he knew about her mother's suicide all along.
(this is where I was laughing like a madwoman. "Are you kidding me? $6 dollars of lost money. Staying up late. All this. For him knowing all along. OH HELL NO!" yea. PLUS wasted break time from work.)
skipping along. Jordan finally finds out about Emily's dilemma, not from her though, and he finds a way to break the ice with Nesfield and Emily.
Nesfield is furious. He threatens to go after Emily and her father. They tell him that he already knows. You can't hurt us na-na-na-na-booBoo. He turns red and tries and tries to irk them but he fails.
Sophie and Lawrence get married.
Emily and Jordan get married.
They all live happily ever after.
I get a headack.
My laptop's internet isn't working. I don't know why, so I am on the home computer.
I want my laptop's internet to work!!!
Its not my internet lol. The neighbor has a really strong internet router, I use theirs. Yea I know. Thats bad, but its so much faster than the computer's interent.
BOOO.
It connects and has a great signal strength but it won't...work.
Neither FF or IE. BUMMER!
Now it looks like I have to buy the family an internet router so I can have usage. Great.
From today's horoscope at myMSN.
I don't read horoscopes but once in a blue moon, I will. I read today's because I was bored and because Iron Chef America is on commercial. But my hororscope is so DEAD ON. Kinda freaky. Though this part, "Try to distract yourself through reading or perhaps a movie." I think reading won't distract me. LMAO. I have been dying for a movie. Borat comes out tomorrow, I think?! That crazy Kazakhstani man's experience in America. Its fake but it looks HILARIOUS.
It was such a pain to read. I only have one more book for this series. I went to the book store after school and got that book. I read about five pages.
I already know whats gonna happen.
I will gladly give these books to my library. Not that they deserve shit, they deserve some books. I always go to the library and it cost them a futune to keep it up and in stock with new books, I might as well donate some.
I won't be reading them again, no sir. I am just reading these lame ass books to get Sabrina under my belt.
Don't be discouraged to read Sabrina. Her latest books are awesome. The books in the series I have now are her first books AND they are under Avon. Double wammy.
Her books after the Lord series, are FABULOUS! I encourage ya'll to read them. *especially After the Abduction.* But read the book in series order, better that way.
So. Do ya'll want me to give a review of the Forbidden Lord? The book that is so f'n awful. Yea? "It will make you laugh," huh. Well ok.
Hero: Jordan Willis, Earl of Blackmore. The most notorious rake of all freaking England.
Heroine: Emily Fairchild, rector (preacher) daughter AND under masquerade as Emma Campbell Lady Dundee's wreckless Scottish daughter.
^^ isn't that a doozy. A virgin innocent and a ho-ish acting flirt. HAHAHAHA. Funny that.
Anyway. Jordan and Emily were at this masquerade brought by their families. Emily didn't dance or do anything more than sitting down. She was in mourning for her mother's death so she was dressed in black. Everyone was wearing masks of course, including Emily's cousin Lawrence. Lawrence and Jordan look exactly alike with their masks on, ergo, Emily mistaken Jordan as Lawrence. She rushed Lawrence to bring her home. Jordan thought, "oh great. A lusty widow." rightio! She says something like "don't you think so Lawrence?"
Jordan stares at her and says, "who the bloody hell is Lawrence." He takes off his mask to reveil himself.
Only to realize she made a mistake. They find out, though it took a long ass time for Jordan to take that excuse, and that she wasn't in some type of scheme to get him married to her.
He asks her to take of her mask since he did. She does and of course they make out like a rake and a virgin do.
Once settled they sneak back to the masquerade and never see each other for two months.
The next few days Emily is summoned by her forbidden best friend, Sophie's, father, Lord Nesfield.
Nesfield caught Sophie leaving the house and about to enter a carriage with a guy. She was about to elope with this mysterious guy, who I knew from the very beginning, and Nesfield will not have that.
He's the asshole. He cannot have his daughter anywhere unless it is under his thumb. He was insane. Once you realize all the things he threatened and bitched about, I didn't think it was worth it. LOL.
Having your daughter marry a respectable guy is bad? Again, insane.
So lets backtrack. He called for Emily and demanded, not asked, for her to masquerade as his sister's wicked daughter. "No one will question you, and the bastard that tried to elope with my precious daughter will believe you to be trustworthy enough to confide himself."
Such BULLOCKS. She laughs and basically said silly man, no way. He asks for his sister to leave the room and tells Emily that he will spread a rumor that might get her hanged.
Emily's mom had a terrible illness with much pain. So she was taking laudanum to ease her pain. Well the pain so was so severe that she killed herself with the laudanum. She couldn't take it anymore. When Emily checked up on her (since she is knowledgable with medicine) she found her mom dead. Then Nesfield happened to walk by at that same instance. Why was he near a sick area was beyond me.
So Nesfield threatened to inform the press that Emily killed her mom and she might be hanged. Her father, who is a rector, will be devestated. The love of his life committing the ultamate sin. Oh no. Emily had to do this. For father's sake.
So when Ophelia, Lady Dundee, enters the room again, she is surprised to have Emily agree.
(I love Lady Dundee!! Not her name though.)
So they go to balls and luncheons pretending to be related, until this one ball where she mets up with Jordan.
Sparks fly and he knows. This girl says she is Emma but this is Emily. Of course she denies and of course he seduces her. Of course they kiss and its the same as in the carriage two years ago. Of course she melts in his arms and of course she denies she is Emily. This back and forth "I am not Emily. I am Emma." - "You are not Emma. You are Emily," bullshit goes on forever. Until finally after a passionate kiss she tells him.
He tries and tries for her to reveal the entire truth but she doesn't want him to know. He might go to the authorities and get her killed.
YEA RIGHT.
Or have her masquerade ruined or her leads scared off. Since one of her leads is his best friend, Ian. Jordan promises and promises he will help her. But she refuses yet again.
Later she finds out who the guy is that tried to elope with Sophie is. Its her cousin Lawrence, which I knew from the beginning. It was so damn obvious. She tells her father everything, except the sex with Jordan obviously, only to realize he knew about her mother's suicide all along.
(this is where I was laughing like a madwoman. "Are you kidding me? $6 dollars of lost money. Staying up late. All this. For him knowing all along. OH HELL NO!" yea. PLUS wasted break time from work.)
skipping along. Jordan finally finds out about Emily's dilemma, not from her though, and he finds a way to break the ice with Nesfield and Emily.
Nesfield is furious. He threatens to go after Emily and her father. They tell him that he already knows. You can't hurt us na-na-na-na-booBoo. He turns red and tries and tries to irk them but he fails.
Sophie and Lawrence get married.
Emily and Jordan get married.
They all live happily ever after.
I get a headack.
My laptop's internet isn't working. I don't know why, so I am on the home computer.
I want my laptop's internet to work!!!
Its not my internet lol. The neighbor has a really strong internet router, I use theirs. Yea I know. Thats bad, but its so much faster than the computer's interent.
BOOO.
It connects and has a great signal strength but it won't...work.
Neither FF or IE. BUMMER!
Now it looks like I have to buy the family an internet router so I can have usage. Great.
From today's horoscope at myMSN.
GeminiI am a cusp. Either a gemini or cancer since my birthday, June 21st, sits smack dab in the middle. Sometimes I am a cancer. Sometimes I am a gemini. It depends on the horoscope company.May 20 - June 20
Today, dear Gemini, you might experience a slight and very temporary dark night of the soul. You might take a good long look at your life, and, even though you're doing well, you still might feel that you're not yet where you want to be. Spiritually you might doubt both traditional views you've questioned, and yet still wonder about new concepts you've adopted. Try to distract yourself through reading or perhaps seeing a movie. This feeling will pass by tomorrow.
I don't read horoscopes but once in a blue moon, I will. I read today's because I was bored and because Iron Chef America is on commercial. But my hororscope is so DEAD ON. Kinda freaky. Though this part, "Try to distract yourself through reading or perhaps a movie." I think reading won't distract me. LMAO. I have been dying for a movie. Borat comes out tomorrow, I think?! That crazy Kazakhstani man's experience in America. Its fake but it looks HILARIOUS.
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LOL - see! Didn't I tell you it was worse than The Pirate Lord. I do have a bunch more of hers - somewhere scattered in the 'library' I should dig them out since I like this series more than you did - well The Pirate Lord anyway :)
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