work on paydays = bitch
So I come in seeing a moderate line thinking wow, not so bad today. I clock in and start to work.
Not bad. Then it hits 330 -ish. We close at 530 but some members don't know we extended the hours. So they assume we still close around4.
Again, its 330 and the crazy transactions start coming.
I want to transfer 300 to this account. Then take out 400, 200 in $1 and 200 in $5.
Here I am thinking..oh shit.
I put in the info in the computer and the machine starts working to dispense the money.
It can only do fifty bills at a time. So it took four takings of the one dollars bills just to get the two hundred..ugh.
Then I have to count it BY HAND to myself, then I have to count it again to the member.
Counting all that money takes FOREVER.
That member leaves and my shoulders and hands are all cranked up. A new member comes with a simple transaction of depositing a check. OK.
Then here comes crazy transaction member number too.
He has a certain amount of money in paper and he wants to switch it for coin for God knows what.
That certain number of coin was $101 dollars. He gave me 166 dollars in random bills.
The rest were broken into lil denominations of money.
Took forever for this whole transaction.
Then at the end of the day I was OVER five dollars.
WHY.
I started to panic, I can't be over. NO. I frantically searched and my friends helped me and I found it. I hope I did.
I hope its the right one that was wrong.
Then I found out I didn't process my bonds. Bonds go into a category of checks and the checks have to be scanned by a deadline, which is 545pm ( i think) and at that time it was 6! I was like shit, she is gonna kill me (the lead teller) I started to work on the bonds and I couldn't find out the redemption value of the bonds. AUGH. So I am looking and looking. The computer isn't helping at all. So I have to dig into my receipts to find the one I did with bonds and UGH.
man oh man. I am good though. Everything worked out well in the end. I was perfectly in balance, and my gizmo's matched, but I feel I did something wrong.
And usually, whenever someone has this feeling, you usually did something wrong, and it doesn't turn out so well.
I am so scared.
Then I had to get gas, because I am almost empty, only to realize the gas went up. SHIT ON YOU.
ANNND that station did not have any regular gas so I had to get unleaded plus.
SHIT ON THAT.
I hate you!
Plus I have a bunch of shit I have to do for school.
Thank God its Friday.
Seriously.
Not bad. Then it hits 330 -ish. We close at 530 but some members don't know we extended the hours. So they assume we still close around4.
Again, its 330 and the crazy transactions start coming.
I want to transfer 300 to this account. Then take out 400, 200 in $1 and 200 in $5.
Here I am thinking..oh shit.
I put in the info in the computer and the machine starts working to dispense the money.
It can only do fifty bills at a time. So it took four takings of the one dollars bills just to get the two hundred..ugh.
Then I have to count it BY HAND to myself, then I have to count it again to the member.
Counting all that money takes FOREVER.
That member leaves and my shoulders and hands are all cranked up. A new member comes with a simple transaction of depositing a check. OK.
Then here comes crazy transaction member number too.
He has a certain amount of money in paper and he wants to switch it for coin for God knows what.
That certain number of coin was $101 dollars. He gave me 166 dollars in random bills.
The rest were broken into lil denominations of money.
Took forever for this whole transaction.
Then at the end of the day I was OVER five dollars.
WHY.
I started to panic, I can't be over. NO. I frantically searched and my friends helped me and I found it. I hope I did.
I hope its the right one that was wrong.
Then I found out I didn't process my bonds. Bonds go into a category of checks and the checks have to be scanned by a deadline, which is 545pm ( i think) and at that time it was 6! I was like shit, she is gonna kill me (the lead teller) I started to work on the bonds and I couldn't find out the redemption value of the bonds. AUGH. So I am looking and looking. The computer isn't helping at all. So I have to dig into my receipts to find the one I did with bonds and UGH.
man oh man. I am good though. Everything worked out well in the end. I was perfectly in balance, and my gizmo's matched, but I feel I did something wrong.
And usually, whenever someone has this feeling, you usually did something wrong, and it doesn't turn out so well.
I am so scared.
Then I had to get gas, because I am almost empty, only to realize the gas went up. SHIT ON YOU.
ANNND that station did not have any regular gas so I had to get unleaded plus.
SHIT ON THAT.
I hate you!
Plus I have a bunch of shit I have to do for school.
Thank God its Friday.
Seriously.
2 people stopped by
Hells no. I don't even count my own money! I just give it to the cashier and they give me back whatever. I cannot work with numbers. No way. Uh-uh. Don't worry I'm sure it's all OK. :-)
lol.
OH and one of those wacko members with wacko transactions had 295 dollars in ONE DOLLAR BILLS.
He knows I have to verify, but he had the audacity to say, "can you just trust me and deposit it in there."
uh NO. LOL.
Then another guy with a regular transaction tells me, "You have beautiful hands. Nails just the right length. Long fingers. Just absolutely BEAUTIFUL."
He kept staring at them.
Shit it brought back memories of CSI with that hand guy.
freak!!!
back off..go away!
EWW
lol.
Post a Comment
<< Home